You have no idea how long this took trying to watch the dvd and type the quotes at the same time so some may not be exact
but enjoy!
Jordan Quotes
"Why they pick french of all languages I don't know we are only like
a hour away from the United States"
"I read this thing on our website Why can't Jordan ever act serious in a
video well this one is for you guys"
"Hello there welcome to my store I have many many guitars you can get a
bass guitar guitar and citar any kind of guitar you want you can even get drum beat on stick with drum you beat on drum with
stick all for 500 dollars you understand me"
"If my life depended on it I would not be able to sing even if you gave
me a million dollars I would not be able to sing If you said I'd suck you dick I would not be able to sing If you said hey
Jordan how bought you come over to my househave some white wine together and filet mignon sauteed potatoes and wilted
spinach I still couldn't sing"
"Ello Ello Look Look it is Montreal Across the river"(French Accent)
"Grown Mentally this way and this way I have gained a few more pounds since
this whole experience you know but ah no you know I think it is a great thing with these guys"
"Evil Laugh- Hahahaha shhh Hhaaaa shhhhhhh Haaaa shhhhh"
"I'm doing some buisness here if that was only smell vision"
"My name is France and I am from France"
"I'm jordan I'm Jordan got Ian over there"
Chad Quotes-
"That my sh** right there"-This Disaster DVD behind the Scenes
"You like Creed"
"That pu**y sh** That pu**y sh** right there"
"I don't know what that guys sayin but it has a good beat"
Chad pretending he's in jail- way too long to write out
"Hello Mother F**ker"
Steve Quotes-
"I've been looking for Cyrus for hours I wonder where he is?
Cyrus what are you doing in here"
"I'm a bad lil animal I'm a bad a lil animal No I am a weird looking guy
Im a bad lil animal Im a weird looking guy with a mustache Im bad lil animal Im a weird looking guy ahhhh"
"Dude last night I surfed the waves of England shores I caught
the awesomist wave and I hunhung ten!
Ian Quotes-
"This is how I kill time"(holding a water gun and starts dancing)
"Foul Ball" ( Bullwinkle voice)
I was a XL this morning and now I a medium I a medium girls size dude
Cyrus Quotes-
"Cambridge to be exact"-DVD Behind the Scenes
Was that a good show your gonna fall over Down in decline
Group Quotes-
"Black Black Black Red Black Black Black Black Red Black"-DVD Behind the
Scene
Woooooo-Jordan
Thats awesome right-Steve
Woooooo-Jordan
Thats awesome right thats awesome right-Steve
Ahhhhhhh-Ian
Vivalak Vivalak (something) Holding Money-Oh sh*t-Jordan
You broke it-Chad
We like girls-Chad
We like Girls-Steve
Yeah-Jordan
(Tomato)
Ahh Ahhgulp F*ck Man F*ck Ahh I sick tomato throws up
